A month after my divorce, my ex-husband’s mother rang me at five in the morning and told me to come and cook for his father’s seventieth. So I said: “Sorry who is this?”
PART 1 The phone went at five in the morning. Esme! Stop pretending to be asleep. It’s five o’clock and it’s your father-in-law’s birthday today. I want you here early enough to have it all…









